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gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.
"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"
gator dick by Gator May 29, 2014

Pee dick 

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine
Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick
Pee dick by queen H January 26, 2015

guglielmo's dick 

Did you see Guglielmo's dick....it was at least 10 inches!

dwarf dick 

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.
Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt
dwarf dick by Dwarfdickinc January 28, 2015

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!
why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

dick and dash 

A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.
Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.