bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

bean dip

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

bean dip

Used to change the subject, much like that local sports team and the weather.

Have you tried the bean dip?

by notjohnjohnjohn October 31, 2007

Davis dip

When you adorably accidentally dip you nose in beer foam as you try to smell or taste the beer.

Oopsie! Foam on the nose! Looks like I did a little Davis dip!

by BaronVonGrant May 29, 2018

belgium dip

after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism

when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip

by Tyman March 26, 2008

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords

French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

French Dip

A lady teabag. An offensive gesture where a woman will pull her pants down or lift up her skirt and press the lips of her vagina on an immobile/unconscious/dead victim. If the woman is on her period, this can also be called a French Dip with au jus.

Fred: Did you hear that Mary gave Steve the french dip again?
Barry: Yeah, it was intense. She gave him extra au jus on the house.

by El Chipacabra July 19, 2011