cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.
by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008
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Twisted Cunt

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)
I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.
by wronghandle October 24, 2009
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cunt biscuit

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."
by creeper98 September 20, 2008
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cunt barnacle

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!
by K.N.N. November 12, 2008
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cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!
That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off
by Jason Jizzy October 01, 2005
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Cunt Basket

Someone who is so much of a cunt, or more than one cunt that they require a basket to contain themselves.
That cunt basket came over here and actually tried to apologize for what they said last night at the party.
by burrrrrrrrrr January 22, 2009
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cunt fuckery

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation
that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??
by PaganKelly March 19, 2009
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