crookham

Usually a guy who is a redheaded asshole, these guys are usually always pissed off and drive grey Chevrolet’s, they are sensitive so watch what you say to them. A crookham can be found in southern Arkansas usually laying pipe on some job site.

I don’t like your attitude, your being a real crookham today!

by Anonydude90 February 14, 2018

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.

"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"

by its.Crooke August 7, 2019

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

crookbaine

A manlet without the muscle, a dwarf, racist, cuck and a waste of their fathers semen. Typically act threatening online to make up for their sad empty life and fragile bodies.

Harry's been threatening children online again.
What a crookbaine.

by Mushy the lonely 1up January 23, 2021

Crooker

A crooker is a flat, dry baked food typically made with flour. seasonings, such as salt, flowers, sugar, or cheese, may be added to the dough or sprinkled on top before baking. Crackers are often branded as a nutritious and having a crisp or chewy texture. and is a small sweet round and flat cake

Person1: have you tried a Crooker?
Person2: no why?
person1: there really good!

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021