Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.
Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.
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Get the Coffee Boarding mug.David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.
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• coffee
• coffee bean
• coffee beaner
• Coffee Bitch
• coffeeshop
• coffee table
• coffeecup
• Coffee Filter
• Coffeegrinder
A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
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Get the coffee colored mug.Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.
Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.
by Phenotype5 January 10, 2014
Get the coffeecon mug.this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!
This morning i had a coffeetastrophe
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Get the coffeetastrophe mug.a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person
the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers
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