When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011
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The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.
Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.
Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.
Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
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Person B: Coffee stir?
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by TranTran December 15, 2011
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Get the coffee rhino mug.A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
Get the Coffee chick mug.Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.
Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.
by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012
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