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Cute Cum

A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
I was screwing some chick last night and I had a cute cum.
by HHHWins May 28, 2016
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Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"
"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"
by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017
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Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.
Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017
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Cum Milka

Squatting while loaded up with arse cum. Then releasing it with an almighty fart. Resulting in Cum Milka.
She squatted down to pick up her panties after a heavy anal cream pie session. Then did a rip roaring Cum Milka all over the kitchen floor.
by Zebadeebad & The Unicorn October 21, 2019
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Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum
Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!
by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021
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Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream
Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in
by Wmffre March 1, 2021
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