Cookie Waffler

Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️

David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."

by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 10, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010

Cookie grabber

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009

Cookie Cutta'z

Women N tite ASS jeans!!

Upon 1st site, theres only one word a man saids. DAMMMM!! Um talk'n corner 2 corner
ear 2 ear, rack, stacked & pack'n in all tha rite places.
She got tha fitted, U-witt'it make a man wanna gitt'it
jeans on, She Cutt'n Cookie (Cookie Cutta'z).

When light'nin strike Yo Ass at 1st site, U on Fantasy Island. If Her
jeans iz so tite & fitted, dat U-C tha
letter W when she'z walk'n, she got on Cookie Cutta'z.

by gutta (aka) throBack January 22, 2008

eating cookies

when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...

Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!

by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005