porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

porno cleaner by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006

Black Clandesade 

Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)

A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.

Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.

Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.

Black Clandesade by Talya Gray September 16, 2008

United Clan of ROBLOX 

The United Clan of ROBLOX, known as UCR for short, is a war clan on roblox.com, known for its democratic government, and friendly nature. Originally founded by the beloved kinglime, it quickly stood out both in size and impact. Former leader benblue9 ran it well and today is still remembered and acknowledged fondly. Currently, it is owned by TDFall.

"UCR clan u run!" "United Clan of Roblox is raiding!"

United Clan of ROBLOX by Splecki December 31, 2011

77 Clan 

77 Clan is a Fortnite Battle Royale clan, org, or whatever you want to call it holy fuc. Nobu is one of the heads of the clan, he is a funny ass nigga, and clout is the number one important thing in the 77 Clan. 77 Clan is better than FaZe, Ghost, and other gaming orgs. If you ever say 77 over everything... I'll probably go gay for you

Derek- 77 Clan is way better than any clan, especially Evade... Man fuck Hentai
Nobu- That's big faxx

77 Clan by 77 Miz? April 30, 2019

coke can clan 

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

coke can clan by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Vacuum cleaner 

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

Vacuum cleaner by JulianDB January 1, 2017

ClanDan 

E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)

"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"

ClanDan by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008