I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

always on your phone

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit

You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit

by ThermalThrottle June 16, 2017

Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017

cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010

cell phone nazi

A teacher at school who is always telling you to put away your cell phone.

me "Im going to text message my sister"
friend "oh you best put that away, the cell phone nazi is comming"
me "thanks so much friend!! cell phone nazi sucks!"

by Courtney Porter December 9, 2008

bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude

I'm trying to bless your phone

by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017