jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

Jellied

After hitting something with nic in it and getting head high afterwards

"I just ripped my bo now I'm jellied af"

by Nibbla420 September 20, 2017

Jelly

Slang term referring to jealous

"I love him."
"Jane he treats you like a dochebag!"
"You don't know what you're talking about you're just jelly!"

by Marisol.R June 13, 2019

Jelly Button

The hole through which jelly is injected into a jelly-filled doughnut.

A man with a beard has the best chance of cleanly eating a jelly-filled doughnut if he starts at the jelly button.

by Bald-Matt March 13, 2020

JELLY

Home wrecking female, a girl who only is interested in a man who is already taken, as soon as he leaves her then Jelly no long wants him and moves on to the next

That girl is a Jelly.

Angelica just call me Jelly.

by Brandee-candee October 20, 2022

KY Jelly Packin Ass Doughnut

Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut

Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.

by DonTeezy February 11, 2023

How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023