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Concern Troll 

A term of abuse. Mostly used in forums where there is a fairly well-defined orthodoxy, usually political (it could be conservatism, feminism or nearly anything else) that all members are assumed to agree with by default, "concern troll" can refer to nearly anyone who expresses disagreement or skepticism about some aspect of that orthodoxy, while agreeing with other parts of it.

Supposedly, the idea is that the "concern troll" is actually an adherent of some other, opposing orthodoxy, disingenuously pretending to be sympathetic to the goals of the forum in order to disrupt it or sow dissent. Perhaps this actually happens (this longtime forum user is skeptical, having NEVER seen a clear example), but usually, the accusation comes from someone who can't imagine honest disagreement with his or her favored ideology, and thus says more about the accuser than the accused. Basically it's a bludgeon used by people with very black-and-white views on some topic, against anyone more nuanced than themselves.

Accusing someone of being a concern troll is generally a bad idea. Even if you're right about the "troll"'s motives, which you probably aren't, that doesn't make the "troll"'s arguments wrong; in other words, calling someone a concern troll is a basic ad hominem fallacy. The term is used to shut down, rather than to advance, discussion.
I tried to tell them their statistics were discredited decades ago, but they just shouted me down and called me a concern troll.
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Terrified Troll 

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.
She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.
Terrified Troll by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010
Related Words

taco troll 

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.
watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!
taco troll by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010

Soul Troll 

An attractive Afro-American woman at a nightclub on the prowl looking for a man.
Dude, check out that hot Soul Troll at the end of the bar! I'd like to bust a nutt on that booty!
Soul Troll by Paulyoverder August 30, 2013

PC troll 

a 4 year old american kid who takes $400 of his mom's hard earned money a month and blows it on video games just so he can bitch and wine when good players kill him, and then tries to kill/ troll them back but fails soo epic and then rage quits and cries and screams at his family for 5 hours
"OMFG I HAVE A $250 GUN AND YOU HACKERS JUST GO AND KILL ME!!! YOU FUKING NOOBS!!!1!!!"

*PC troll has left the game*
PC troll by tank_stuff February 25, 2015

Morality troll 

Derivative of internet troll; an individual, typically with religious conservative viewpoints, who uses their religious views (their stated morals) as a basis of opposition to incite emotional responses from proponents of certain issues, such as same-sex marriage, assisted dying, abortion and feminism.
That person railing against same-sex marriage on the basis of his religion is such a morality troll.

Time Troll 

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.
The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.
Time Troll by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018