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top park 

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A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.
Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.
top park by Mahour November 20, 2018
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Top Cock 

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The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
Top Cock by Texas Man November 26, 2018
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Top Job 

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Going Down On Him
Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.
Top Job by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
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Top-Rated Schlong 

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Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
Top-Rated Schlong by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018
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top banana 

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Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture
Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her
top banana by Lamoa March 5, 2019
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Top Shagger 

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A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
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Top mush of Doncaster 

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Jack
Jack is the top mush of Doncaster
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