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Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.
Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!
by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019
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Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.
by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019
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Matthew

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others
Matthew is awesome
by Savannah has a hot bf April 12, 2020
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Matthew

Hey I heard Matthew be packing
by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021
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Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.
person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again
by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019
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Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew
by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021
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Matthew Chastain

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain
by burb!!! March 12, 2021
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