uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33

you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise

by maxmaxwoo April 04, 2022

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Goose Group

A place where straight people are a minority and gays are to lonely to get laid

U looked in goose group lately?
Yea ethan fucked my nan again

by Unn0 March 26, 2022

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 30, 2024

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 05, 2018

Goose Look

The expression of visible fear. Comes from a line in Macbeth where the title character shouts at a terrified servant arriving to inform him that the English Army have been sighted marching towards the castle.

"The Devil Damn Thee Black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?"

by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019