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Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.
I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing
by B&A&F March 17, 2017
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Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.
"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"
by resguy638 May 13, 2016
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Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.
Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame
by Buttergolm May 14, 2016
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Cute Cum

A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
I was screwing some chick last night and I had a cute cum.
by HHHWins May 28, 2016
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Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"
"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"
by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017
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Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.
Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017
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