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Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".
by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011
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dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
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muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.
Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.
by Johneeee November 23, 2006
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norweigan surprise

when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours
sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise
by adam and zack September 13, 2007
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german surprise

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"
by James Cook August 31, 2006
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October Surprise

A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.
Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.
by jigoku February 13, 2008
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Brazilian Surprise

This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.
Damn, my husband gave me the best anniversary present last night with a Brazilian Surprise!
by Tyler DaMan May 21, 2008
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