alabama ham sandwich

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.
by The South October 20, 2013
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Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)
Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....
by FaroresFire July 24, 2009
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Alabama Ham Scam

A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
by 73baby September 11, 2009
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breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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ham planets

Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
by Sigh January 04, 2013
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Green Eggs and Ham

When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.
Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.
by Ajay & Elliot July 03, 2010
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ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina
by offoluke October 02, 2008
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