The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
by The South October 20, 2013
A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.
So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)
So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)
Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)
Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....
Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....
by FaroresFire July 24, 2009
A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
by 73baby September 11, 2009
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.
Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
by Sigh January 04, 2013
by Ajay & Elliot July 03, 2010
by offoluke October 02, 2008