crossed

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

James: “Dude let’s drink after we smoke and get crossed!”
Martin: “Hell yeah, man!”

by JoshFireFalcon100 December 3, 2022

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cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

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cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

by ellogrl July 21, 2012

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Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it

Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…

by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025

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Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

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