To nice to slice

This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.

After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.

by Moral Oral April 22, 2009

nice one roy

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!

by fringee December 17, 2008

Bum nice

Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.

"This seat's really hard. I could do with some bum nice"

by Sophie Dickson October 10, 2008

astromonically nice

sooooo..... I just made the first word up, if you like space, and something is nice, just say whoa that was astromonically nice, meaning very etc

the ice cream was astromonically nice

by JibberJabbermouth January 23, 2014

violently nice

If something is so nice that you have the urge to destroy everything around you.

Jack: "Hey what the hell did you do to your room?"

Dustin: "Dude I saw something that was violently nice."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot February 11, 2014

nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.

Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'

by JiMumma April 26, 2014

NICE

NICE is an acronym that illuminates the unflattering nature of the word, 'nice.' The acronym: Nevermind, It's Clearly Empty is often used to morph subjective niceness into objective ends.

Bro says "What do you think of his new girlfriend?"
Moe says "Well... hmm... let's just say his new girlfriend is... NICE."

by uspirintiallity June 2, 2015