meat puppet 

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.

Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!

meat puppet by OBPAEH January 10, 2009

meat ring

A very large and puckered anus.

My meat ring resembles a wad of chewed bubble gum.

meat ring by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007

Meat Train 

A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.

Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.

The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.

There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.

One Man: "I'm Bored"
Other Man: "Lets Meat Train"

Meat Train by SCAALLLY August 16, 2009

Meat Spin 

A nice video where 2 handsome men spin some meat together.

Hey dude i spent 3 hours last night watching Meat Spin and went through 20000 spins :D.

Meat Spin by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015

meat dildo 

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis

"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood

meat dildo by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008

Meat Puppet 

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

Meat Puppet by Courtney April 6, 2005

meat wallet 

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

meat wallet by NRJ2k January 6, 2009