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A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.

Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.

The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.

There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.
One Man: "I'm Bored"
Other Man: "Lets Meat Train"
by SCAALLLY August 16, 2009
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