Minecraftgasm 

The overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game Minecraft. These can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (Also known as a "Zen Moment".) Similar to an orgasm felt during sexual intercourse.

Steve: "Hey Bob, I just put in a furnace, built a sign that directs people to my mine, and put up some bookshelves."
Bob: "Thats awesome, I'm getting ready to go hunting cause I only have 3 hearts left."
Steve: "Oh cool, co- BOB?!"
Bob: "Ahhhhhh.... Oh, sorry. I just had a Minecraftgasm."
Steve: "Understood. I get those alot."

Minecraftgasm by iMo0n November 30, 2010

Minecrap 

The act of compiling your shit into a brick, then repeating this process dozens of times until you can stack your shit bricks like some sort of lego game.

Random guy: Are you playing minecrap
Mike: Uhh, what's Minecrap
Random Guy: Building brown bricks in minecrap is all the rage, I also like to stack my brown bricks into a home in minecrap
Mike: is this what you're talking about?
Random Guy: Ahh, yes Minecrap!

Minecrap by DongustheRippah February 6, 2014

/kill mincraft_ender dragon 

when you cant kill the ender dragon so you do /kill mincraft_ender dragon

person 1: "yo dude i just beat the ender dragon"
person 2" how"
person 1"/kill mincraft_ender dragon "

/kill mincraft_ender dragon by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021

Minecrafturbate 

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

Minecrafturbate by Bartusi November 29, 2011

Mindcraft 

A Common misspelling of the popular Minecraft game.

Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.

John is playing mine craft on his computer.

Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????

John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-

Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!

John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!

Joe: -sniff-

Mindcraft by John Doe to the second power July 7, 2014

Minecrap 

Minecrap is a noun and a crappier version of the famous sandbox videogame 'Minecrafft'. Scientists estimate that Minecrap is 56.34 percent crappier than Minecraft, and there could be another crappiness increase in 2.45 years.

"Man, I was hooked onto Minecrap last night!"

Minecrap by Skronkmonster July 11, 2019

Minecraftard 

a minecraftard is refered to as a stupid person who takes Minecraft way more seriously than it should be taken and doesn’t know what a joke is

wow kyada is such a minecraftard

Minecraftard by rainbowyrei July 25, 2018