Minecrafturbate

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

by Bartusi November 29, 2011

Mindcraft

A Common misspelling of the popular Minecraft game.

Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.

John is playing mine craft on his computer.

Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????

John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-

Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!

John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!

Joe: -sniff-

by John Doe to the second power July 7, 2014

Minecrap

Minecrap is a noun and a crappier version of the famous sandbox videogame 'Minecrafft'. Scientists estimate that Minecrap is 56.34 percent crappier than Minecraft, and there could be another crappiness increase in 2.45 years.

"Man, I was hooked onto Minecrap last night!"

by Skronkmonster July 11, 2019

Minecraftard

a minecraftard is refered to as a stupid person who takes Minecraft way more seriously than it should be taken and doesn’t know what a joke is

wow kyada is such a minecraftard

by rainbowyrei July 25, 2018

Mincraftphobia

The Fear of playing Minecraft and getting addicted to it.

player 1: hey bro, do you want to check out Minecraft with me?
Player 2: no way man, I don't want to become addicted to it like you.
Player 3: oh great, a dude with Mincraftphobia.

by SorcerousLink1 August 30, 2012

minecraftsteve

An osu! stream one trick

"Hey you should play some stream maps!"
"No thank you, I'd rather not become a MinecraftSteve"

by Codudi February 8, 2021

Minecrack

a person who is sexually attracted to 2d anime men who act like dogs, also loves to take dick up his ass

fuck me like Minecrack fucked his 2nd grade teacher

by Overkill454 November 25, 2020