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jimmy kimmeled 

When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
I'm going to get you two! 😭 I've been Jimmy Kimmeled!
jimmy kimmeled by Liliz C. November 22, 2017

Jimmy Leg 

While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.
John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!
Jimmy Leg by AJ February 16, 2005

Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
Jimmy Page by Anonymous December 24, 2004

Jimmy Dean 

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.
Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!
Jimmy Dean by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006
Taking a cigarette, usually menthol, and adding cocaine to the tobacco and filter. Usually smoked to give an extra numbie and numb the lungs.
Let me use that last bit of coke for a jimmy.
jimmy by nadesor December 15, 2007

cheese steak jimmy

when a man takes a diareah poo in a girls mouth, then injects sperm into the mix... the girl mixes the two fluids and proceeds to give the guy a blowjob this is known as a cheese steak jimmy !
that cheese steak jimmy was great !
bitch, give me a cheese steak jimmy
your mom gave me a nsaty cheese steak jimmy