dead horse

Something which one is not supposed to beat.

Dead horses won't get up no matter how much you hit them. Honest. Leave the carcass alone, please. Ew.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

horse face

A person that has the bady of a human and the face of a horse

"Dan Raven is the worlds biggest horse face"

by FlipZ1234 November 1, 2008

sea horse

the indication to end an unwanted conversation

say "Sea horse" to indicate you are done talking with that person. Equivilant to "this conversation is over"

by J.S.H.T. January 18, 2009

horse girl

Someone that doesn’t shower or brush her teeth

Omg Teagan is a horse girl she stinks

by ohFUCKYEAHdaddy February 11, 2021

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

horse whip

A medium to long woven leather handheld rope like utensil, @ 7-10' long, up to 2" thick- used to get the attention through pain of a wild animal.

Although the steer was out of control, getting hold of my trusty HORSE WHIP really got it's attention to be saddle broken.

by Uno Baller February 28, 2015