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Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..
You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.
by panicstep June 1, 2018
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Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
by Gato Volador December 2, 2014
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Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017
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Hipster Milk

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.
by aebso October 5, 2018
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Salty Hipster

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.
by Robbo75 May 14, 2015
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Hipster

Anybody who wears white vans an ripped jeans and goes to Starbucks
by Banana769 January 26, 2019
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Hipster

a hipster is someone who dresses, acts, or entertains like Paulioc.
Yo man i heard there were mad hipsters at the commy party last night.
by quino101 April 4, 2011
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