Abstract Art

An absofreakinlutely waste of colors by people fantasizing about being ARFISTS but not having the talents to.

- I'm jobless.
+ Be an abstract arfist

Abstract Art

by KurdishMan July 21, 2020

White Nighty Art

Any art or media that refers to the inner life of a woman, presents that woman in a white nighty. Also refers to a woman's subjectivity represented in art, again by a woman wearing a white nighty.

Coin termed by Dr Alex Bradley in the early 2000's.

The movie The Ring's promo shots are pure White Nighty Art.

by anonymous September 9, 2020

Art

noun: (visually) an item or part of an item that has no purpose than to be looked at. ie. a cathedral serves a purpose, providing shelter, and thereby is not but may include art, but the ornate carvings, paintings, stained glass, idols (crucifixes), etc. would be.

look at that worthless art the city used taxpayer money to obstruct the sidewalk with

by Dr. Practicality October 3, 2020

Arts Class

British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.

Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit

Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!

The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.

Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!

Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.

Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.

They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.

by NerdyMofo25737 October 6, 2020

art photo

a photograph that portrays young children, clothed or unclothed, for the sake of furthering the craft.

Mike had always been waiting for the perfect opportunity to include a deserted boathouse and a pubescent 9 year old in one of his art photos.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Art

art is pain SO MUCH PAIN. don’t do art kids

me, an art student: I like my art class but it physically hurts my soul

by Stan the pigeon July 17, 2022

Artful Dodger

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.

Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger

by JAMDELO July 23, 2022