media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005

Guilt Fishing

A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")

Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"

Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."

by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021

Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head

its a napoleon fish

by iddunno July 19, 2020

Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

fish mouthing

When your butthole continuously flexes during or after a Hardy poo. The action is is like a fish gasping for air.

That turd was so big that I'm fish mouthing over here.

by Ben Jiggins April 21, 2018

Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem

I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew

by Fish in a can May 16, 2022

Gutting a Fish

To finger or have sex with a woman

Im gutting a fish tonight.

by Gordon J Ramsay July 14, 2019