Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.
by Gojo wife December 1, 2025
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Erin used Wife-Eneering to enlighten husband to visit his sister to deliver Xmas presents, cause he travelling in area anyway...
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Get the Wet Wife mug.A woman married to a wealthy man who operates a small retail shop or boutique that consistently operates at a loss, yet remains open indefinitely thanks to her husband's financial support. The boutique functions less as a viable business and more as an expensive hobby or vanity project.
by daddyzee December 27, 2025
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Spud: bi ie be bickie bo boobie cletus I swear to god if you done looked at my johnny rebel album record collection!
Cletus: Oh I did more than just look!
Spud: Bie ei ouh bickie bi bo boobie! Cletus I swear to god if you done TOUCHED my Johnny Rebel album record collection! Thats the closest damn thing I have to a sister wife!
Cletus: Oh I did more than just look!
Spud: Bie ei ouh bickie bi bo boobie! Cletus I swear to god if you done TOUCHED my Johnny Rebel album record collection! Thats the closest damn thing I have to a sister wife!
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A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
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they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world
if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world
if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
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