when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
Get the ur knob got slobbedmug. This word is used when you want someone to die. It is the worst phrase you can EVER say to someone. Trust me.
by hahaurmom May 8, 2018
Get the UR MOM GAY LOLmug. by asdfghxcvbn August 13, 2018
Get the ur boi chips ahoymug. Basically destroys anybody. In some situations it has the power of getting on the same power level level as no u
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.
Jimmy: Wanna play Minecraft ?
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk
*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk
*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*
by h0t man boy April 21, 2019
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by MinecraftVlogMV November 7, 2017
Get the ur mom is overrated m80mug. Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed
Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?
The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-
Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.
Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-
Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.
Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 17, 2022
Get the Ur drunk go homemug. the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
Get the i fucked ur dadmug.