Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"

by ticleme February 28, 2009

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork

jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling

by noodlish July 21, 2017

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Noodles 1980

A fat piece of shit and convicted pedophile named David Buldo from New Jersey who likes to exploit intellectually disabled people and use them for content

That autistic guy just got Noodles 1980'd.

Did you know Noodles 1980 molested a disabled 12 year old girl in 2003?

by DavidJBuldoRapist399Beech February 16, 2024