Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Drop a Tear

To pee. To go take a leak.

Excuse me I need to go to the loo and Drop a Tear.

by Pic~ June 17, 2022

Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now

by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022

Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.

Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.

by Jet Puff October 12, 2022