The act of covering an informer with gasoline and piling tires around them to constrict the arms, the fire inside makes bodies unidentifiable. This is a common tactic used by cartels to instill fear amongst drug mules and rivals that have any ideas a stealing or betraying the cartel. Also called Necklacing. One of the most savage and inhumane ways to kill another human being. The person can even be kept alive longer by inserting hoses into the mouth to prevent death by asphyxiation and giving unheated air while burning alive
"seven bodies were found in the mexican desert scorched beyond recognition. The killers piles tires around the deceased to create a mini furnace, the rubber melted to create a vile mess of organic slime. Victims were believed to be alive when fire was started. The latest mexican microwave murders in an escalating drug war."
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While this once was a term indicating a small sovereign nations, it now refers to any group of people, or even an individual, self-proclaiming statehood under the auspices of a simulation or roleplaying game, as a hobby, or even simply for purposes of internet socializing, most commonly by children under the age of consent.
Do not confuse a micronation with a sessessionist state or Pocket State, the latter are serious political movements and groups.
Do not confuse a micronation with a sessessionist state or Pocket State, the latter are serious political movements and groups.
by Wantoon October 2, 2011
Get the Micronation mug.1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
by Grand Fortuna May 9, 2008
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Get the Microsoft mug.A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*
Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009
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