Lobster Dinner Special

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.

Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

lost your lunch

Another word for ejaculation

Hannah: I watched 50 Shades of Gray last night.

Beatrice: Oh I bet you lost your lunch... That movie is very steamy.

by Daddiesmilk January 1, 2017

lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.

Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.

by limit4 July 2, 2006

Lost in the sauce

To be sauced up during a basketball exhibition. Or to be crossed over to the point where you can stand back up. Therefore being lost in the sauce your opponent created

Presley was lost in the sauce

Peyton sauced him up with a double shamgod. Look at all that sauce

by Thee_40 September 13, 2016

I Lost

A reminder to someone who has lost The Game.

Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!

by darctwin May 3, 2008

Lost

Overhyped US TV show, that should have been a 2 part TV movie but instead was dragged out into an endless stream of forty minutes episodes that never lead anywhere.

Whoever wrote polar bears into the storyline of Lost is an idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

by Not James. May 3, 2009