The thick, creamy secretion produced by a lady’s gash to allow for smooth penetration by a spam javelin, or when she has a massive wide on when she’s gagging for it.

I was licking her out and got a mouthful of love juice

Love Juice by S_perma February 13, 2019

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Swag Juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Symptoms include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."
Other Friend: *Looks at friend*
Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

Swag Juice by ANJB May 4, 2013

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Beaver Juice

The juices produced usually from a female homosapien vaginal area. usually used for lubricating the objects for entrance.

Tom: Your sister's Beaver Juice was all over my lap!

Jimmy: Actually my sister just has a weak bladder.

Beaver Juice by blue bolas July 10, 2005

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Blood Juice

1 40 oz Mickey's malt liquor
1 bottle of Night Trian
1 packet of Kool-Aid mix (cherry is best; orange is good)

First drink to the bottom of the first gold bar on the label. Then add wine, followed by the Kool-Aid. Seal very quickly. Put in freezer for 10 minutes and get CRUNK!

"I've never been as CRUNK as I was after a night of drink BLOOD JUICE" - J-Dog

Blood Juice by suckahata September 28, 2004

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