January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020

January 26,2009

Ur the ugliest person in ur school if u are born this day

Jenny: Why is that girl so ugly

Mark: Because she was born on January 26 2009

Danny:Yeah is u were born on January 26,2009 ur the ugliest person in ur school

by Months_ November 11, 2020

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021

January sixth

Today is the day that you start to beat your meat. This means that you should have an orgasm today.

On January sixth I beat my meat.

by WankingOrg1 January 8, 2021

January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021