Fart Dust
The seat fabric had accumulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951.
Fart Dust by Ashton Lee September 22, 2003
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fart-knocker
A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
"Shut up, you fartknocker!"
fart-knocker by Fatty June 20, 2003
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Fart Force
Adj. The force exerted upon farting
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
Alt. Definition
N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Fart Force by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
Fart Mist
1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
Fart Water
Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!
Fart Water by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015
fart in a mitten
The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
fart in a mitten by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016