abortion daddy

the father of my abortion

you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.

by jsh October 30, 2007

My Daddy

What Boston Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez calls the New York Yankees.

"The Yankees are my daddy; they're inside my head right now." -- Pedro Martinez

by Nicky J September 28, 2004

Saggy Daddys

real saggy balls which when get hot they will tend to get sticky and produce a weird unpleasent smell

"fuck my saggy daddys are startin to smell again mom"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

noob daddy

1. really cool person

2. mentally retarded

(or both)

None of you regular people can do stuff like noob daddy can!

by noobdaddy2 April 8, 2010

top daddy

Homosexual male that exclusively gives and does NOT take

Hunter is a top daddy looking for a power bottom. Serious inquiries only.

by topdaddy69 October 31, 2015

wet daddy

Ghetto ass way of getting high that I don't recommend. It is a cigarette (can be a joint too) dipped in embalming fluid. Don't even ask me how terrible it is for your lungs.

We were in Southside Chicago, and a crazy guy smokin a wet daddy bit me in my nose and took my wallet.

by Major December 16, 2004

Plant Daddy

plant lover, plant buyer, plant supporter, urban jungle enthusiast, green thumb - man or woman!
#womencanbeplantdaddiestoo
💚🌵🌿🍃

OoOoh he sure is a plant daddy - you see the size of those hydrangeas?!

by The Prickly Bitch December 30, 2019