abortion daddy

the father of my abortion

you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.

by jsh October 15, 2007

sweet lincoln

a five dollar bill. (specifically- five singles is not a sweet lincoln).

i need another irish car bomb, but i only gots $3. one a youse spot me a sweet lincoln!

by jsh December 29, 2005

unkatunk

defines the relationship in which you and someone you know have slept with the same person. kind of a variant on the transitive property of sexual multiplication.

a < -- sex -- > b
b <-- sex -- > c
a < -- unkatunk --> c

orig. Risley Hall, Cornell University

"I heard Christopher Reeve was such a wh0r3 when he was at Cornell, practically all of Risley was unkatunk."

by jsh March 01, 2005

sour abe

one lowly penny. the sorriest piece of currency available in the United States.

jam sour abes in that parking meter until it says FAIL and you can leave your Camry here all day!

by jsh December 29, 2005

death metal

Death Metal is not for the weak. Death Metal is for the chosen ones who see the vision of darkness and believe that eternity exists through sacrafice of the meek. DEATH METAL IS NECROVORE.

Kill Yourself if you do not believe. If you are too weak, call me, I'll kill you myself.

Lick your wounds and bleed again!!!!!

by jsh February 29, 2004