Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019

Chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons are slang for dark coloured nipples

She has very nice chocolate buttons

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019

Chocolate Senna

Nickname of the 4 time Formula 1 World Champion Lewis Hamilton.
Meaning:
Chocolate - He is the first and only black F1 driver.
Senna - Comparing him to the legendary Ayrton Senna, one of the greatest F1 drivers ever, representing his skills behind the wheel.

Guy1: Chocolate Senna won the 2017 Formula 1 World Championship! He is now a 4 time champion!
Guy2: Who the hell are you talking about?
Guy1: Lewis Hamilton

by BigBoss420 January 2, 2018