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Chinese checkers

Description of the never ending power grab, soap opera with the sale and control over Tik Tok.
That Tik Tok deal has been like watching Chinese checkers.
by anonymous September 21, 2020
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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
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Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!
Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!
by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
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Chinese

An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.

Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.

In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.

They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023
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Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
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Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023
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chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022
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