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chinese lime 

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex
wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap

Chinese Hacker 

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao
Chinese Hacker by itnen May 24, 2023

chinese prison 

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.
Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.

Chinese Five Spice 

The 6th member of the Spice Girls
Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

Chinese Chaloopa 

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
Chinese Chaloopa by Ninaleven June 28, 2023