When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 04, 2021
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
by Limit crosser January 21, 2023
by jackzhang July 18, 2008
One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John
by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019