man

a human being with a PP instead of a inverted one
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"BRO look at that hot chick"
"dude thats a man"
"oh bro i'm to wasted to tell"

by gungus#-28819 April 20, 2021

man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.

Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.

by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

Maytag Man

A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.

You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.

by chapinocano May 18, 2018

Renaissaince Man

A man who excels in every matter, particularly engineering, soccer and pleasing women.

"Wow, look at Alan. He is a true renaissaince man!"

by Bill Lowney June 4, 2018

The Family Man

A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.

The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022