Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.

Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

by 69hysteria October 12, 2020

Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy

When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

You hear me

Definitely used in St. Louis thru texts or in person, meaning is “do you understand”

1. Bring me some ice ... You hear me?

2. (In text) come open the doa .. you hear me?

by The best slang October 13, 2020

I love you

Your boyfriend probably said this to you, they meant they really don’t know if they love you, or “love” you. If he seems sweet just wait a year or two,

Or another word for “I’m cheating on you”

Boyfriend “I love you babeee”

Girl “I love you too?”

Love is just a emotional thing

by Coco my ass October 13, 2020

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

You

the most amazing person in the world who is worthy of anything and deserves the world. I love you with all my heart.

(follow my socials if you wanna: ig: kissykiss.y twitter:vkiiiuas

Example: You are worth it.

by Ethan <3 October 17, 2020

i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020