MILF monster

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.

Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?

by Da flying MILF Monster! April 01, 2011

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

Sass-Monster

Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.

Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"

by Gdawg145654 July 12, 2009

Mushy Monster

When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.

"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.

by Angerson / Smush July 06, 2010

yoga monster

Someone who eats you after yoga

"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"

by Blue Ridge Roomies October 27, 2005

Typo Monster

The pink creature that creates all typos in existance. He often is seen as a big pink bubble, much like the ones you will find with chewing gum, wth sharp pointy teeth. His weapon is a fork. No one knows his true origin. Do not anger him, or your text will be filled with terrible typos. He is called "TM" for short

A normal sentance:
I'm going to the store
A tm-a-fied sentance:
ImgoignToteh Stote.

When this happens to you, you may say something like "DAmN TM!"

Share the tm love :)

by Split-Chick June 29, 2005

dome monster

a girl who feels bad about having sex, so instead sucks a lot of dick

wow, she wont have sex with anyone. No, i heard that she's a dome monster

by beauty0317 September 06, 2010