matt ryan

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

ryan sheckler

The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.

Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"

Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"

Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."

Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."

by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014

Meg Ryan

The act of lifting one's foot off the ground, placing it into a urinal/toilet and urinating down the leg such that the urine drips from the foot into the recepticle.

I almost got caught by Larry in Accounting while I was busting a Meg Ryan in the John.

by ToastmasterSmith September 24, 2011

ryan adams

An alt-country rocker who shot to stardom with records like "Rock and Roll" and "Gold". He is currently with his backing band, The Cardinals, and has recently released the album "Cold Roses"

Ryan Adams is the best alt-country artist ever.

by don't care July 19, 2008

Ryan Herron

the sweetest person in the whole wide world. he gives great hugs and is super nice. he is the younger brother of Zach Herron (he’s more talented then Zach tho 🤫) He has a amzing girlfriend named Evy Zorzi (go follow her @evyzorzi on instgram) Hes also super cute and precious and really cares for her girlfriend *cough* evy *cough* you should go follow him on instgram @imryanherron (even tho he rarely post but yah know it’s fine still love him)

“I can’t believe that Ryan Herron Is Gonne meet Evy Zorzi in a few days.”

“They are gonne be so cute”

by revysupporter February 24, 2019

James Ryan

Someone who's not very large in the sack and is know for short lasting time in bed. They are also know for their ability to be easily offended and are known for being a bitch during an argument.

That guy is a James Ryan.

by Jakewiley2323 October 5, 2016