A disease given at birth when someone has a crippled crossed eye that everyone laughs at and wants to poke. It was featured once on Embaressing Bodies but the nurse wouldn't stop lauging at her.
by wogeyepoker November 15, 2011
the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.
by foleynshiv January 12, 2006
the plica (PLY-ka) semilunaris (sem-ee-LOO-ner-is), which is located around the eye makes eye mucus or waste
There is a big piece mucus in the corner of your eye, it must have taken the plica semilunaris a long time to make it.
by smarty:P March 02, 2004
something u could look into all day long and not a thought would cross your head except for how comlpetely head over heels in love you are with this girl
i looked into kat's eyes all day long nd would have stayed there forever if i could,except her parents are nazis, but her eyes just kept me goin
by andrew the sexy aussie August 11, 2006
when a guy's eyes are piercing and appear to be staring into your soul, like an abercrombie model's.
by brittt April 12, 2008
The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)
by SGH April 13, 2006
(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant
barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"
marshall: "my new assistant"
barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"
marshall: "my new assistant"
by kittycathy December 07, 2010