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Self-enucleation 

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation
My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation

Self-estream 

An existential state of being or mindset of limitless confidence.
David Beckham, now that guy exhibits self-estream. I just can't see him getting clammy hands talking to a girl, or not talking to any girl, cause he knows he'll get her...whoever she is and so does she: so he does.
- Self Estream
Self-estream by noneseriously10 March 14, 2021

Self-Tapping Screw 

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

Self-Selling 

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.
“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”
Self-Selling by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Self on digital services 

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

Self-fucker 

The process of fucking your self.
You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.
Self-fucker by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021