if no fit, put spit 

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

if no fit, put spit by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet 

When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.

Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006

Never put dick in crazy 

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.

"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"

Never put dick in crazy by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017

my friends put it there 

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

my friends put it there by candycoated June 9, 2011

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours 

the rock line haha funny lolllllllllllllllll the rock wok eyebROW

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours is my favrioute part of face off

it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours by dradekon December 21, 2021

That put the wood in your pecker 

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

That put the wood in your pecker by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

Now put that on your sandwich! 

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.

I quit, now put that on your sandwich!

Now put that on your sandwich! by skasian August 26, 2016